mylittledecoy

hi i blog things like puns, harry potter, things i find funny.. plus the occasional 5sos. welcome :)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via itsnachotaco)

dreamboatshield:

romakoto:

tifamex:

romakoto:

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

OH.

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish
Lesson 1

(via itsnachotaco)

maurypovichofficial:

I can’t believe Luke and Calum are breaking 5SOS apart like this

(Source: sandandglass, via falafelshops)

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

(via indiscribablenarwhal)

me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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