May 2012
insidelime:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
runlikeliam:
meanwhile on a video of a girl meeting justin bieber
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
an-erect-penis:
how much does a hipster weigh?
an instagram
do you me know who is beautiful?
read the third word
melliflu0us:
when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD something
beyoncebeytwice:
i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper