July 2012
i-thinktheyrefunny:
the-next-person:
youcalled:
excuseyou:
hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh:
futureofpanem:
thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh
excuse you
you called?
don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person
fuck you i think they’re funny
WHAT DID I DO
caraknightley:
everyday I thank god I don’t have an outie belly button
when girls upload photos of the gross-looking food they’ve just cooked with the caption ‘i just made this… why am I still single?’ my penis crawls up inside of me
crowmunist:
SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE
AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS
I ANSWERED “KOALA”
AND SHE SAID NO
IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES
GOLDEN
GAYTIMES
THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE
AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT
...
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
