i-thinktheyrefunny: the-next-person: youcalled: excuseyou: hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh: futureofpanem: thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh excuse you you called? don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person fuck you i think they’re funny WHAT DID I DO
caraknightley: everyday I thank god I don’t have an outie belly button
when girls upload photos of the gross-looking food they’ve just cooked with the caption ‘i just made this… why am I still single?’ my penis crawls up inside of me
crowmunist: SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS I ANSWERED “KOALA” AND SHE SAID NO IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES GOLDEN GAYTIMES THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT ...
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell